Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

I'm moving.  Physically moving, from one apartment to another, at the end of the month.  And also moving in terms of the great social structure...moving up in the world.  My new apartment building is, quite honestly, fantastic.  To me, it seems very sophisticated.  I'm pleased; I feel that it's something I deserve, and something I've worked hard to get.

"True to the Arts & Crafts and Mission styles, the building's simple, geometric limestone details communicate the beauty of the materials brick and stone, peppered with the flowery ornament associated with the Art Nouveau. Interiors have been restored to highlight the original tile mosaic floors and hand-crafted wood banisters, with the additions of Tiffany and Mission style light fixtures."

And the fact that the apartment is furnished is a really awesome thing.  I'll have plenty of nice furniture, all to myself.  I'm moving up in the world.