Cut the crap. Give me a drink.

I'm watching baseball's all-star game.  I got all excited when the National League got an early lead, but I guess my excitement was premature...they're losing 3-1 now.  It's been so long since they've won the all-star game, I'm beginning to lose hope.  It's not like there's a scarcity of talent....they've got plenty of awesome players.  They just can't manage to win.

Vlad Guerrero won the home run derby last night.  I miss him being in the national league.